Jokes

This is the joke page. Here you can include (appropriate) jokes. They don't have to be side splittingly funny. I have included a high quality Knock-Knock joke for your amusement. Find The Q and the N OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BY JOSHY:)

what did the dog said when he/she sat on the sand paper? Ruff`panda

What do you do if you see a space man? Park in it man!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! =RAAAAAWWWWW!!!!= i just did this because i was bored? =o_0= By kev

Why did the computer squeak? Because someone stepped on it's mouse! KR

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies. KR

What do cats eat in summer? mice cream cones KR

Why did the boy sit on his watch? So he could be on time KR

What pet makes the loudest noise? A trum- pet! KR

What do cows do on the weekend? They go to the moovies! KR

Where would you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him! KR

What did the hat say to the scarf? "You hang around, I'll go ahead". KR

Where do pirates go shopping? Toys Rrrrrrrrrrrrr us KR

How you say robot backwards? "Robot backwards" KR

What is a sheep's favourite toy? A baa-bie doll KR

__ Why did the boy eat his homework? __ __ Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake! __ __ KR __

__ Where was Queen Elizabeth crowned __ __ On her head! __ __ KR __

why did the octopus cross the road? to get to the other seaside!!

Knock, knock Who's there? Fedex Oh, just leave it on the footstep. K.Z

Why did the boy sleep with a ruler under his pillow? He wanted to see how long he could sleep. MD

Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, ... just hurry up and pick already... K.Z

why did the porcupine cross the road? to see its flat mate!!!! Meikyla

Knock, Knock Who's there? Harry Harry who? Harry up and open the door 1999James21

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Joshy

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor!!

By Niamh and Chandan (mainly Niamh)

Knock Knock? Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, cows go moo, silly

Knock Knock? Who's there? Disco... Disco who? Disconnected...

Knock Knock? Who's there? Kev and Scott Kev and Scott who? =HARDCORE!!! O_0= By Kev.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Elias Oh hi Elias come in come in. Your supposed to say Who's there =WOOPS? O_0= By Kev.

Knock knock? Whose there? interrupting cow

interrupMOOOOO!!!!!
By efqrcwb

Knock knock? who's there? cash cash who? no thanks I prefer peanuts! By efqrcwb

Knock Knock? Who's there? =RAWWWW!!!= =RAWWWW!!!who?= =MONSTER!!!= =MONSTER!!!who?= I'm a =MONSTER RAWWWW!!!= OOOHHH.I get it.Your a monster.

TEEHEE
=O_0= By Kev.

Why did the spy go undercover? Because it was raining.

HA HA :p EM